Since this article appears in the AARP Travel Center, I have to assume it's the over-50s that are the target audience. So here it is, 10 Ways to Get Kicked Off a Flight.
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When I read the title of this, I thought it'd be about that odd smell old people get -- you know, the way grandpa smelled.
I hope it's sometime yet before I smell like Grandpa.
Some great tips for getting kicked off a flight, PortMoresby! How many of these have you used to get evicted from a plane?
While I sometimes misbehave, I try hard to not be kicked off planes. I confess, though, I did once not quite get into a country and was threatened with being put on a plane I didn't want to get on. I laughed, which didn't improve the situation. My only experience of being an almost-prisoner. They did feed me, a group feed with other almost-prisoners. But I was allowed to shower, so wasn't smelly. Eventually, a respectable friend of a friend arrived and they let me finish getting into the country. Whew!